Sunday, July 24, 2011


അവിടെ എല്ലാവർക്കും സുഖമാണോ മോനേ?
നിഷാദ് അങ്കിളൊക്കെ എങ്ങനെ ഇരിക്കുന്നു?
(നിലത്ത് കുത്തിയിരുന്നിട്ട്) “ നിഷാദ് അങ്കിളു ദാ ഇങ്ങനെ ഇരിക്കും”

വൈമാനിക ശാസ്ത്രം

അച്ചനു വൈമാനിക ശാസ്ത്ര  പാഠം (അഥവാ കൊല്ലക്കുടിയിലു സൂചി വിൽ‌പ്പന)

Acha, where is your office?
This is Terminal-3. I work in Terminal-1
OK. After so many days you will grow and then  you will work in Terminal 2, then you can work in Terminal -3
( KG -1 ൽ കുറേ ദിവസം പഠിച്ചിട്ടു  KG -2ൽ ആയതിന്റെ  ജാഡ.)
We are driving  the plane on  road now.
We are taxiing  now and there is the runway.
There is the run way and above that is fly way.
Why that baby is crying?
May be because of ear pain.  Babies   get ear pain because of pressure change when planes take off.
May  be because of belly pain. His mom (probably) made his seat belt too tight.
Now the plane is going  down.
We are going to land now.
You know why we are going to land?
Yes. We reached our place.
Yes, this is Thiruvananthapuram, our destination.
OK. Why we are going to land then?
We are going to land because... we don't want to go to water.

Saturday, July 23, 2011


"Millipedes are great
They don't need tracks to  run
They  can turn and climb better than Thomas Train
They can climb up and climb down the walls
They  make friends  with you  and come to you(r back yard)"

Photo courtesy:  Achan

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Why cant birds speak?

Know something? Birds cannot talk because they have small mouths

Birds do talk. But they talk their bird language.

Birds cannot talk like boys and girls because they have small mouth

Parrots can talk like boys and girls.

Parrots have bigger mouths than other birds!
? What about dolphins, they have big mouths
! They cant talk because they are in water.


This box is big, this is bigger and this is biggest

What does it really mean, big, bigger and biggest ( lets see if you know how to explain degrees of comparison)

Well, you know big is small, bigger is big and biggest is very big.


Can you make me a coffee?
You can share mine.

I dont like spicy coffee!
Its not spicy, its black coffee

Make it brown, then it will taste nice
How do you make it brown?
I dont know. Brown coffee is nice, black is spicy.


Film review

"This CD has movie of McQueen. She is a race car"

He. McQueen is a male. Its just his name, hes not a queen.

"McQueen loves to race. He wins. Then he damaged road, police car took him to police station. Uncle police told him to fix roads. He didnt like it."
Why not?

"Because he wanted to go for race. Then this blue Porche came and shouted at police car. McQueens weels were given back..."
They took off his locks.

"Yes, and he went to racing again. Everybody takes photos of McQueen only, because she.."

"He is nice and runs very fast. "
Thats all?

"Thats all."
That is not all, he lost once, right?

"No McQueen never loses."
But there was another naughty car that bangs others off.

"Yes. There was a crazy green car. Green car pushes everybody becuase he is bad. He tried to push McQueen, but he jumped away. Then he pushed the old blue car, and he was badly hurt."

Whos he, the green car or blue car?

"Blue car. McQueen was very sad because his friend is hurt and he ran back and pushed the blue car to his end."
The finishing line, not end.

"Then, everybody likes McQueen because he helped the blue car."
And that is it?

"No they all took photos."
They took Mcqueens photographs because they love him more now?

I dont know about that.